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“Ummm why did you tag chips and gravy as "Sexy"?”
— asked by Anonymous

Wow, okay. Picture this:

A soft, moist chip. Slightly yellowed, golden, and crispy. Absorbed in a wet, brown liquid. Dripping with sweat and steam.

You put the chip to your mouth, lips encircle it. The chip slides perfectly in, sitting atop your swaying tongue. Titillating. 

Ummm, what’s not sexy about that?!

Old school. The ‘rents have gone away for the weekend, so I’m living it up with vintage treats. OUTRAGEOUS.

Old school. The ‘rents have gone away for the weekend, so I’m living it up with vintage treats. OUTRAGEOUS.

And then there are those Thursday nights when all you need to do is go out to a bar and see your friend’s band play, then get some chips and gravy and laugh about nothing and everything. Life is good.

And then there are those Thursday nights when all you need to do is go out to a bar and see your friend’s band play, then get some chips and gravy and laugh about nothing and everything. Life is good.

Vegetarian food leaves a deep impression on our nature. If the whole world adopts vegetarianism, it can change the destiny of humankind.
—  Albert Einstein 
Muted commuter

I witnessed something odd on the train today.

An Asian lady pulled a long, cylindrical, wood-like plant from her bag and proceeded to eat it. Inside it was purple. And sausage-like. And it had layers.

I would have asked her what it was, but she didn’t speak English.

Am I going crazy, or is it just my lack of gastronomical skills?

Guten Appetit! #berlin #candy #germany #food #colors (Taken with instagram)

Guten Appetit! #berlin #candy #germany #food #colors (Taken with instagram)

Jamie Oliver Talking Dirty

Jamie gets hot and heavy in the kitchen.I find I quite like to close my eyes and enjoy. Oh yeah.